Zombie Lap Dance Prank (Video)
Strip clubs already scare me for a couple reasons. One they are way over priced and two, every girl in there pretends to like you until you’re out of money. If I wanted that, I would just go back to my ex…HAHA BAZINGA! Anyways, I digress. So everyone loves a good lap dance from time to time and these fine gentlemen made their way into a classy establishment where they could indulge in said activity. However, what they got was more than they wanted and probably killed their boner for at least a week.
In an awesome attempt to promote the new movie Scouts Guide To The Zombie Apocalypse, promoters set up a little hidden camera prank at a Treasures Gentleman’s Club in Las Vegas. Here some of the dancers escorted some unsuspecting patrons to the lap dance booths where they would perform privately for them. However, about half way through the performance their dancer would walk away and leave the poor bastards sitting there lonely and confused.
These guys would be so lucky if they had just been left at half mass. A short time after being left alone their real surprise would come screaming and clawing her way around the corner. Another performer made up to look like a zombie would attack the unsuspecting guys in a pretty terrifying way. This isn’t just a simple jump scare. She actually claws her way on top of them and pretends to try and bite at them until they are able to escape. I’m seriously shocked that she didn’t get knocked out or something like that as a result of one of these guy’s fear. I thought it was pretty funny, but I would also probably be swinging my fists too so maybe it’s better this didn’t happen to me.
Anyway check out the Scouts Guide To The Zombie Apocalypse Strip club video and let me know what you think Nerd Nation. Did you think this was funny and what would your reaction be if this happened to you? Leave me your thoughts in a comment below, on the Facebook page, or hit me up on the Twitter @Nerdgasmneeds.